Pass this one around folks.
Until Wonkette weighs in definitively, Mr. Sun offers the following captions for your mocking pleasure:
"Take me violently from behind in a manner reminiscent of Genghis Khan!"
"John Kerry, reporting for booty."
"Fetch me a proctor. I am ready for the global test."
"I support your authority to invade, but I suggest you pull out within four years."
"Saviour of Rassmann? No, savor the assman!"
"I was a top, before I became a bottom." Mr. Sun