Thank you Mr. Sun

Pass this one around folks.

Until Wonkette weighs in definitively, Mr. Sun offers the following captions for your mocking pleasure:

"Take me violently from behind in a manner reminiscent of Genghis Khan!"

"John Kerry, reporting for booty."

"Fetch me a proctor. I am ready for the global test."

"I support your authority to invade, but I suggest you pull out within four years."

"Saviour of Rassmann? No, savor the assman!"

"I was a top, before I became a bottom." Mr. Sun