I have been given a document of profound importance regarding Kerry's service in Vietnam. Read this astounding document, typed in Kerry's own words, that proves Kerry committed henious war crimes while in Vietnam.
This memo has been examined by several document experts and a psychiatrist to attest that Kerry's current imbalance matches that of the writer of this memo. It does. Unequivocably.
No doubt about it this memo is real. Yes, sir. Totally, authentic. Completely, un-bogus.
What's that you say? Comic sans font? What about it? What do you mean there was no comic sans font in 1969? Don't be ridiculous. Of course, If you can't refute the facts try to divert attention away from the central issue of Kerry's war crimes. Sure. If that's your game I'm not buying.