Breaking News!!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Dan Rather has been fired. I repeat, Dan Rather has been fired as CBS news anchor. And the word on the street is that former Iraqi Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf has been hired to take his place.


"There are no forgeries in these memos. I Promise you those who slander us will pay. We will roast their stomachs in hell."

(Yeah, I saw this around the blogosphere already, but imitiation is the sincerest form of flattery.)